What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What's the slowest 5k?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do cows like to dance to?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?