What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Polar opposites.
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Which family member has tusks?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the professor write on the window?