How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
Which subject has two parts?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
