Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What's the friendliest national park?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What animal likes to party the most?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?