Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do math teachers eat?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?