What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do you talk to a giant?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What time does everyone love to drink?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?