What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where does breakfast live?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
How do birds threaten one another?