What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What does winter fat turn into?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?