What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What season begins with a thud?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
When does a horse talk?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are cars magic?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?