Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
When do mice play every day?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?