Why are cars magic?
Because they can turn into driveways!
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How long will dinner be?