Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How do you get kids to do something?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?