Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What shape is bad at driving?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
How do you get straight A's?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Which founding father loves to sing?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?