Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Which plant has the best roar?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which relative loves rice?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
