If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is the coolest country?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What time is your dentist appointment?