Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
How do you make a cow float?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Why is a computer so smart?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?