Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
I broke my finger!
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What shape is bad at driving?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call a singing rodent?