Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do you call a sad latte?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why was the dog overweight?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?