Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why don't ants get sick?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?