What did the mouse want for its birthday?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Which state has the best streets?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?