Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What country has the most fish?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?