What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why is a computer so smart?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What is a table you can eat?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?