Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
They're born out of decorated eggs.
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What's black and white and red all over?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Which subject has two parts?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?