What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What bird is always sad?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What animals make the best baseball players?
How is cat food sold?
What animal loves Indian food?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?