What should a lawyer always wear to court?
A good lawsuit.
Where do horses reside?
What building always gets stains on it?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?