What's the hardest part about skydiving?
The ground!
What color are all the books in the library?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What siblings are always sad?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?