Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What games do ants play with elephants?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?