What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What tea do footballers drink?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Where does the president keep his razor?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Where do hamsters come from?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why do librarians never make plans?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What's the king of all school supplies?