Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Because he was bad to the bone!
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
How do fleas travel?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What country has the most fish?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?