Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why did the foal cough?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What do cows say on NYE?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What bird is always sad?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.