Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Because it uses a honeycomb!
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Where do surfers go to school?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Do dads always snore?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What's red and smells like blue paint?