Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's the loudest sport?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Which elf is the best singer?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What day never takes itself seriously?
Why was the mime upset?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.