What do you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito.
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How does a witch play loud music?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?