How did the vampire start his letter?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call a rabbit barber?