What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What is the most faithful insect?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why is furniture so generous?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?