Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What is another name for a cow?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
How do fireflies start a race?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?