Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Because it's always running around in circles.
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's a dog's favorite city?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?