What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?