What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
The Masked-quito.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Surprise!!!!
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do bees chew?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What day do hands always go to church?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?