Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
For being a cheetah.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Which cats have the best manners?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's a bear's favorite movie?