What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Bugs Bunny™.
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which state is the cleanest?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?