Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
It was tent to be!
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why are goats so funny?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?