What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What game do cows play at parties?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?