What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How do you measure a millennial?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is the most faithful insect?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What is the difference between baseball and law?