What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?