Why did the student always get straight A's?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do bees say in the summer?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What's a pirate's favorite color?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...