Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
His career lies in ruins!
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do you call a pile of cats?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?