What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
A miracle.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Where do horses reside?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?