What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
A book just fell on my head.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?