How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the duck cross the road?