Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is the most adorable season?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Which plant has the best roar?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why was the cat so small?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?