Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why did electricity win the race?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What do you call a Russian flea?
How do you make a bandstand?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
How much money does a skunk have?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?