Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What nationality are most fish?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?