How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What day never takes itself seriously?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
How do you wash a lamb?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?