Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What do math teachers eat?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Which family member is always relieved?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What math figure is also in the band?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the computer run out of money?