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My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?