How can you make 7 even?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the dog overweight?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
We had a discussion about roses.
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
