Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What kind of monkey flies to school?