What do you call a tired tree?
How does the sun listen to music?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Which cats have the best manners?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How does a cow do math?