What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is a cow's dream job?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is the piano so hard to open?