Why is the piano so hard to open?
Because the keys are already inside.
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What car can't keep a secret?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?