What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What car can't keep a secret?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?