Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What game do mice love to play?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?