Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How did the toad die?
What do you call an old snowman?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why is a computer so smart?