What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
A bored member.
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What type of car do planets buy?
What is the most attractive fruit?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are goats so funny?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?