What did summer say to spring?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why are cars magic?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why are ghosts always single?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Where does money love to go shopping?