What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What animal floats best?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?