What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
A stuffed animal.
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How do snowmen get information?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why are grandkids so great?