What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?