What kind of key opens a haunted house?
A spooKEY.
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What money do cats use to go shopping?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?