How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What birds always travel in twos?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What color are all the books in the library?
Which dogs love to study science?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Where do stars go to college?
Why was the bee sad?